The Veggie Wrap With A Side Of Cleavage

Janie came to visit me today! She's the first Vox person that's ever come to my house (You're all more than welcome, you know, but no, everybody's gotta be stuck up and not plan their vacations and business trips around me.).

I got to show her my chicks..but totally forgot to show her how they come running like maniac chickens, falling all over each other, when I yell "Here kitty, kitty!"

After that, I made her take me downtown because when people come to visit, I enjoy it when they chauffeur me around town. Not really (but if anyone wants to offer!), I still haven't gotten the air conditioner fixed in my car, because I'm lazy like that, so she was nice enough to drive.

We went to an area in Norfolk called Ghent. That's where my house, that Nathan's gonna buy me when I'm old lives, as well as tons and tons of pretty and very large old houses reside. If you ever find yourselves there, the one on the corner of Freemason and Botetourt is mine so keep your paws off. You can have the one across the street or next door if you want. Just don't forget to get yourself a maid, though, nobody wants to have to clean houses that big unless they're being paid.

From there, we walked to the Norfolk Pagoda for lunch. One, because the building looks cool as hell, two because Nathan's been bugging the crap out of me to eat there. Well, the food turned out to be kind of just OK and Thank God we didn't take DeWitte with us! Not because of meh food but because the server had more cleavage than Pamala Anderson in the her honeymoon video. And not the impressive chin pinching kind of cleavage, either..the falling out kind of cleavage. DeWitte would have had to eat lunch under the table. Every time she bent over our table, I was ready to catch them, should they fall out and into my veggie wrap. Or worse, I was worried when she bent over near Nathan that they'd fall out and poke him in the eye. I'd hate to have him develope cleavage phobia before he's even out of the starting gate!

After more walking and lots of talking and being chauffeur home, Janie left to pick up Steve from work (that's why she's here, Steve is on a business trip). I had a ton of fun and if anyone else wants to come visit, I promise to try to keep the cleavage to a minimum, unless cleavage is what your after, than I know just the place!