QotD: The Perfect Crime
What was the last thing you "got away with?"
Well, we got away with this without anybody losing an eye.
We actually made DeWitte do it because he was the one most likely to come out alive. That's Nathan's build-a-bear shirt on DeWitte's mean cat, Cleo. It was cold and rainy out and we were bored. The shirt was there and the cat was there...what are you gonna do? She wasn't happy but she sure does look sexy in a half shirt, even if she is 300 years old.
She reminds me of the lady down the street. She's a biker chick with huge hair and a tan so dark in the middle of winter, I think she must sleep in a tanning bed. With a tan so dark, meaning skin so ruined, it's hard to tell how old she is but I think she's in her late forties, early fifties. She likes to walk around the block in the spring time with her little yap-yap dog, dressed in similar clothing. Unfortunately, the dogs clothes and her clothes are about the same size. I bet she pays a mint for those matching clothes, which is why I've got to tell her about build-a-bear. She could save a fortune just shopping there for their matching outfits and all she'd have to do is sew up the tail hole on her shorts. Unless that's just another body part she wants to show off to the neighborhood, which wouldn't surprise me at all.
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