My Chicken Trick!
Since it's been determined that I'm a neer do well, a bad egg (I crack myself up!), if you will, for keeping illegal chickens, I've devised a way to call them that keeps the fact that they exist on the down low..
I might get arrested for keeping too many cats but nobody will ever suspect chickens!
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Cos you obviously would make a master (mistress?) criminal.
This is just GREAT, Jamie!
You and your chickens GO! :D