Funny Stuff I Heard This Week..
You might have guessed by now, but I think almost anything is funny. Like that time DeWitte took a header over the handlebars of Nathan's scooter. It looked like slap stick, how could I help but laugh. He was ok. You'd think things like falling on Nathan's bike and breaking it or having scooter accidents would make him stop playing with Nathan's toys...I guess not. Anyway, these really stuck out for some reason.
Nathan and my 3 year old nephew Sean.
N "Sean, you better stop. Grampa wasn't kidding
when he said you where gonna get hurt"
S "STOP MOCKING ME!" What 3 year
old says that?
Me (laughing) "Nathan, stop mocking
Sean"
N (looking confused) "I don't even know that that
means!"
Nathan, when we drive into PA.
"Oh.. my tunnel senses are tingling!" Tunnel
senses?.. is that anything like Spidey senses because I'm not sure. Well, his
tunnel senses need aligning because we were still 45 minutes from the tunnel. I
bet Spider Man would kill for that sense.
My sister Sonia to nobody in
particular...
"Why aren't we eating yet? We're white, we're
supposed to eat early!" The only way my family could be classified as white is
if Oxyclean takes out skin pigmentation. We range from so glaringly white that
we need SPF "body armor" to go out in the sun, to the beautiful dark brown my
neighbor is always trying to achieve every summer laying out in the yard. Kind
of like a skin tone crayon box. I didn't know that white people were supposed to
eat early.
My Dad and my Uncle Tom talking about a Geico
commercial...
UT "I can't believe they're using a lizard to get
me to buy car insurance"
D "It's a lot of work though. Like that Shrek
movie, they had to type all that in, or maybe they use a mouse, I'm not
sure"
That's a lot of typing! As you can see, my Dad
doesn't mess with the computer much.
My niece Ashley helping my nephew Sean with his
gloves..
"Now, I just arranged your fingers in there,
but if you don't stop un-arranging them, you'll never get outside!" I've heard
of arranging furniture, I've heard of arranging schedules,
I've never heard of arranging fingers when you put on your
gloves!
Last but not least..
Caprice and Candria discussing sign
language..
Pree "No Candria, this is how you make a P, I
looked it up, your making a D NOT a P"
Candria (frustrated since she was the one teaching
the sign language) "Ugg...Caprice, everybody knows there's different
dialects!" Who knew! I prefer my sign language with a southern drawl... the New
York version is just too harsh.
I just remembered two more.
Nathan came barreling down the stairs yelling..
N "RRAAAndy! Mom, don't let Randy outside, he's grounded!"
Me "Your grounding your cat? Why?"
N "He bit a hole in my sheet, that's why"
Me "Ok!"
N "Well, maybe he can be grounded this weekend, since we're not gonna be home"
If you ask me, the time to ground your cat is right when he's done something wrong. If you wait, it doesn't make it as effective.
Nathan and his cat again..
N "Mom, where's the tape?"
Me "Why do you need tape?
N "I made all these Randy signs and I want to tape them at Randy level. I'm teaching him how to read!"
Wow.. good luck with that! He's obsessed with his cat!
I just remembered two more.
Nathan came barreling down the stairs yelling..
N "RRAAAndy! Mom, don't let Randy outside, he's grounded!"
Me "Your grounding your cat? Why?"
N "He bit a hole in my sheet, that's why"
Me "Ok!"
N "Well, maybe he can be grounded this weekend, since we're not gonna be home"
If you ask me, the time to ground your cat is right when he's done something wrong. If you wait, it doesn't make it as effective.
Nathan and his cat again..
N "Mom, where's the tape?"
Me "Why do you need tape?
N "I made all these Randy signs and I want to tape them at Randy level. I'm teaching him how to read!"
Wow.. good luck with that! He's obsessed with his cat!
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